Subscription metrics making you sad?
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No fluff. No 47-email sales sequences. Just practical strategies that real founders have used to understand their subscription metrics and actually do something about them.
📊 The metrics that actually matter
Which numbers to track. Which ones are just vanity. And how to tell the difference.
🎙️ Real founder stories
How WordPress membership owners went from sad metrics to sustainable growth.
📝 Tactical playbooks
Step-by-step guides for reducing churn and keeping subscribers around longer.
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Built for WordPress membership creators
You’re running a membership site or selling courses on WordPress. Maybe you’re using MemberPress, Paid Memberships Pro, WooCommerce Subscriptions, or connecting Stripe directly.
You want to understand your numbers without paying $200/month for enterprise analytics tools that weren’t built for you anyway.
This is for you.
Something’s coming
We’re building Sad Subscription Analytics. It’s a WordPress plugin that gives you real analytics for your membership site. MRR, ARR, churn, subscriber trends. All inside your WordPress dashboard.
No more spreadsheets. No more guessing.
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